Democracy may be ??? ??????on the decline in America, but one pizza chain isn't giving up without a fight and some extra cheese.
After master of spin Kelly Ann Conway announced that White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wasn't lying about the size of his inauguration -- just presenting what she called "alternative facts" -- the internet lost its goddamn mind. So, too, did popular pizza chain Villa Italian Pizza who is now retailing their very own "alternate facts" pizza.
SEE ALSO: 6 ways to push your online activism into the real world in the Trump eraEnjoy this "zero calorie pizza" which is also simultaneously loaded with bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage and extra crust. If that sounds too good to be true, don't worry about it -- the pizza's nutritional information isn't in anyways false, they're just "alternative facts."
Servings are "YUGE," offering six slices instead of eight, and "fit for even Kellyanne Conway."
Sure, over the past two years there have been endless restaurants and bars satirizing the President with their own quirky food dishes. But it's rare to see a pizza chain with 400 restaurants in airports, malls and casinos, get into politics, and with such sass. This isn't some quirky blue state local bar but a pizza chain that likely serves thousands of Trump supporters.
Message to Donald Trump: do not f*ck with fast casual pizza.
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