President Donald Trump is video of people having sex on planeoften accused of living in his own personal fantasy world where white supremacists are "very fine people" and New Jersey muslims celebrated the 9/11 attack. So it is perhaps fitting that his New Year's Eve celebration at Mar-a-Largo has, according to The Washington Post, a "modern fantasy garden” theme.
And while we're excited to see what mythical bullshit takes root in such a gathering of sycophants and enablers, we also can't help but note that Team Trump passed up a wonderful opportunity to explore other themes perhaps more germane to the 45th presidency of these great United States.
SEE ALSO: This chart proves that Trump made 2017 feel like it went on foreverAnd so, because imagining a better world is something we all to some extent do on New Year's Eve, let's take a moment to explore themes that could — and perhaps should — have been.
Nothing screams "Trump" louder than his undulating army of MAGA-hat wearing bros. Mix that passion for the retrograde in with a dash of The Donald's golf habit and you have yourself the perfect party theme for a country in decline.
A Robert Mueller impersonator in fish nets. George Papadopoulos pouring White Russians and dishing gossip. Cocktail menus styled as hacked emails. Paul Manafort dressed as a merman, trying to get through the door only to be told that Trump doesn't even know who he is. This is the party theme America needs.
When you can't build your wall on the United States-Mexico border, why not build it in your heart instead? The surest way to do that is through the power of dance, which, lest we forget, needs no funding approved by Congress to bend the world in Trump's image — one jackbooted heel step at a time.
In honor of Trump's notorious quick wit, the president should have invited all his paying guests to eschew formal wear this year and instead sport puppet costumes. He could have then spent the evening yelling "you're the puppet" while chugging diet coke and definitely getting an extra scoop of ice scream.
Because if it doesn't make him look good, any story covering Trump or his administration must by definition be "fake," this was the perfect opportunity to celebrate a reality of his own making. Come for the "There's No Collusion" hors d'oeuvres, but stay for the "Largest Inauguration Crowd Ever" cake. You'll be sure to have the time of your life — and if you say you didn't, well, then you're probably Fake News anyway.
Creating a World Without Type 1 Diabetes
Iran vs USA livestream: How to watch World Cup Group B live
Wednesday's dancing was very mother of her
Wordle today: Here's the answer, hints for November 23
Stopped Mid
'Strange World' review: Disney's take on Jules Verne is chock
How the 'Andor' finale end credits scene changes Star Wars
Here are the Twitter accounts that Elon Musk has unbanned so far
NPS Awards $1.5 Million in Grants for Preservation of JA Confinement Sites
Uruguay vs South Korea livestream: How to watch FIFA World Cup Group H live
Manzanar’s Auto Tour Road to Be Closed for Paving
'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 22
Tesla's 'Full Self
South Korea vs Ghana livestream: How to watch FIFA World Cup Group H live
'Pasadena JAs: Life After Internment' at La Pintoresca Library
Wordle today: Here's the answer, hints for November 29
Elon Musk ready to 'go to war' with Apple over Twitter dispute
Cameroon vs Serbia livestream: How to watch FIFA World Cup Group G live
Matsui, Lieu: DOJ’s Lawsuit Against State Misguided
'Strange World' review: Disney's take on Jules Verne is chock
‘Rashomon’ Comes to Atwater Village Theatre Sept. 20Japan Foundation to Screen Movie About Puppy’s JourneyMiike's 'First Love' Playing at 4 Laemmle Theaters‘Amiko’ Screening at Santa Monica College'Pass It Forward' Event to Include 'Go For Broke' ScreeningJHN Ch. 44 to Broadcast Hit Japanese Film ‘Aiko 16‘Mirai’ Screening at Torrance’s Armstrong TheatreSEJSCC Hosts Pancake Breakfast, Holiday BoutiqueFandangObon Ofrenda Workshop at JACCCEWP Night Market Set for Sept. 14 New Play Explores Generational Impact of the Camps Metro Dedicates Little Tokyo Yoshiki to Be First Japanese Artist Immortalized in Cement at Chinese Theatre Global Gaming Giant PlayWay partners with GameSwift to release OuterLife utilizing a zk JFFLA to Hold In Bunka Sai Celebrates Japanese Culture Mainbot Launches The Academies in The Winkyverse Kava 14 Accelerates Cosmos Ecosystem Expansion Torrance to Host 45th Annual Excellence in Arts Awards Superblock Raises $8M for "Over Protocol"
0.2315s , 12393.2109375 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【video of people having sex on plane】Enter to watch online.Five theme suggestions for Trump's New Year's Eve party,Global Perspective Monitoring
